3/27/06-4/13/06

WHY AM I DOING THIS 4/13/06

from the 360 blog of a witchy wolfe


1::Name:: spike q
2::Single or Taken:: Taken
3::Sex:: oh yes!!! [i am woman, i think what it meant to ask]

4::Siblings:: 2 half-sisters unrelated to each other
5::eye color:: steel blue

6::Shoe size:: 8 and 1/2
7::Height::5"5'
8::Innie or Outie:: innie
9::Righty or lefty:: both since tbi but i used to be righthanded

10::Can you make a dollar in change right now:: yeah

11::Who is your closest friend:: blondie, hubby, ellie, philly dave
12::Do you have a BF or GF:: no, i'm married
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Favorites

13::Kind of pants:: jeans
14::Number:: 11
15::Animal:: FROGS, doggie, kitties, snakes, catfishies, snails

16::Drink:: diet coke
17::Sport:: Swimming, not really a sport tho

18::Month:: today
19::Juice:: cranberry
20:: Breakfast:: ice cream
21::cartoon:: get fuzzy
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Have You Ever..

22::Given anyone a bath?:: Yes
23::Smoked?:: yes. quit.

spike q's 24:: got drunk?:: yes. no more.

25::Made yourself throw-up?:: yes. once when i was really sick and the garlic didnt work

26::Put your tongue on a frozen pole:: yes
27::Loved someone so much it made you cry?:: yes
28::Broken a bone:: yes
28::Played truth or dare:: yes
29::Been in a police car:: yes

30::Been on a plane:: yes
31::Came close to dying:: yes
32::Been in a sauna:: yes
33::Been in a hot tub:: yes
34::Swam in the ocean:: Yes
35::Fell asleep in school:: Yes

36::Ran away?:: yes
37::Broken someone's heart:: yes
38::Cried when someone died:: yes
39::Cried in school:: yes
40::Fell off your chair:: yes.

41::Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?::no

42::Saved AIM convos:: got no clue what this question means!

43::Made out with just a friend?:: yes
44::Used someone:: yes when i was younger
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What is...

45::Your good luck charm?:: pentacle
46::Best song you ever heard:: bob dylan, early
47::What's your room like:: messy
48::What is beside you?:: chair
49::Last thing you ate: jelly beans
50::What kind of shampoo do you use?:: pert plus

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Ever Had...

51::Chicken pox:: yes
52::Sore Throat:: yes
53::Stitches:: yes
54::Broken nose:: yes
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Do You...

55::Believe in love at first sight:: sort of
56::Like picnics:: yes
57::Like school:: college yes. high school NO.
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Questions:

59::Who was the last person you called:: janet

60::Who was the last person you slow danced with?:: hubby
61::Who makes you smile:: hubby, doggie
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Who?

62::Did you last yell at:: hubby
63::Broke your heart:: kevin, chris
64::Told you they loved you?:: hubby, doggie
65::Who's your loudest friend?:: missy

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66::Do you like filling these out:: no but i do them anyways

67::Do you wear contact lenses or glasses:: glasses

68::Do you get along with your family:: sometimes

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Final Questions:

69::What are you listening to right now?:: cpu making cpu noises

70::What did you do yesterday?:: i dont know
71::Gotten any awards?:: yes

72::What car do you wish to have:: a horse
73::Where do you want to get married?:: did that

74::Good driver?:: hell yeah.
75::Good singer?:: not since tbi
76::Have a lava lamp?:: no

77::How many remote controls are in your house?:: 2 or 3

spike q's 78:: Favorite room in the house? sunroom, yard

79::When did you last shower?: today
80::Scary or Funny Movies:: Funny

81::Chocolate or Vanilla:: Chocolate
82::WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR::pay for it

83::Skiing or Boarding:: cross country skiing and snowshoeing
84::Summer or winter?:: summer
85::Silver or Gold?:: both

86::Sprite or 7up:: 7up
87::Coffee or tea:: both
88::Phone or in person:: both

89::Are you oldest, middle, youngest out of your sibilings?:: Oldest
90::Indoor or outdoor:: both
91::Diamond or pearl:: both
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Today did you:

92::Talk to someone you liked:: yes
93::Buy something:: yes
94::Get sick:: No
95::Sing:: no
96::Talked to an ex:: hell no
97::Miss someone:: yes

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Last person who:

98::Saw you cry:: hubby
99::Made you cry:: dont remember

spike q's 100:: You cursed out:: james

101::You went to the mall with:: janet
102::Ever been in a fight with your pet:: no
103::Been to California:: no not yet
104::Been to Mexico:: yes and going back
105::Been to Canada:: yes and going back
106::Been to Europe:: not yet
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Random.....

107::Do you have a crush on someone:: yes
108::Best feeling in the world:: self-esteem
109::Worst feeling in the world:: pointlessness

110::Future KIDS names::my only kids are the pets and they name themselves

111::sleep with a stuffed animal:: not now.

112::What's under your bed:: the carpet, books

113::Favorite sports to watch:: hockey, competitive swimming, ironman contests

114::Favorite Location:: the woods
116::What are you scared of:: burn out, violence, what we are doing to each other in the world.
117::Who do you really hate?:: the cold slut

118::Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with?:: yes

119. Have you ever cried:: yes
120::Are you lonely right now:: no
121::Song that's stuck in your head right now:: none
122::Have you ever played strip poker:: yes

123::Have you ever been on radio/TV:: yes and in newspapers too.
124::Have you ever been in a mosh-pit:: no

125::Ever liked someone but thought they never noticed you?::
yes
126::Last person you talked to on the phone?:: janet
127::Your Favorite Food?:: pizza, pasta, italian, polish

128::Are you too shy to ask someone out?:: no
129::Hugs or Kisses?:: Both

130::Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?:: butter and salt and hot sauce

131::Dogs or Cats?:: Both
132::Have you ever fired a gun?: yes, beebee guns
133::How many pillows do you sleep with?:: 1

134::Do you hate immature people?:: no
135::Who are you missing right now?:: gram

do it if you want to. dont if you don't.

~spike q

DEAR DOGS AND CATS 4/12/06

thanks to portly irishman for sending me the pict and thanks to shy dragon for sending me the dear dogs and cats letter below

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The

other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print

in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming

your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the

slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating

me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall

faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about

this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your

comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It

is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the

fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and

having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but

sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.

If by some

miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not

necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the

edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door

I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance

is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I

cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on

our front door:

All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3. Are easier to train

4. Usually come when called

5. Never drive your car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't wear your clothes

10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

IT'S 10 P.M. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR DOG IS???

~spike q

Got pets?

dog(s) and/or cat(s) and something else like fish

2

frogs!!!!

0

only the human kind

1

dog or dogs only

1

cat or cats only

2

snake or snakes only

1

do lice or crabs count?

0

4/10/06 Americans United: 'Faith-Based' Initiatives / Taxpayer Funded Religious Discrimination

excerpt from:

Americans United: 'Faith-Based' Initiatives / Taxpayer Funded Religious Discrimination

With increasing frequency, opponents of church-state separation are working to pass laws granting tax dollars to churches and other houses of worship to perform government-sponsored social services. This proposed merger of government and religion represents a serious threat to religious liberty. Despite constitutional concerns, high-ranking political leaders, including President George W. Bush, have made these laws a major priority. In the process, the controversy has become one of the leading domestic policy debates in America. If proposals to force taxpayers to fund religious ministries are implemented, the consequences would be a sweeping assault on the First Amendment's separation of church and state. [end of excerpt]

~so what IS the problem? the problem is that our taxes are being diverted to organizations with religious agendas for the provision of social services, counseling, drug rehabs, vocational assistance and more. said organizations are allowed to discriminate in hiring even while using federal funding. said organizations [usually] include conversion to their ideologies as part of their mission statements. said organizations do not remain effectively neutral in providing services to their customers.

want more info: goto http://www.au.com .

hiya barry lynn!!!!! keep up the good work. only don't forget that some of us a.u. members are WITCHES.

~spike q witch

FOUR 4/1/06

Four Jobs I've had in my life:

throwing up

cleaning up

mopping up

getting up

Four movies I would watch over and over:

Sybil

Tina Turner concert vid

Harry Potter

50 First Dates

Four places I have lived:

Essex County NJ-- Newark, Orange, South Orange

Baton Rouge LA

Hiserville NY

Four TV shows I love to watch:

The Sopranos

The Investigators

FBI Files

Cold Cases

Four places I've been on vacation:

Lavalette NJ

Chebeague Island ME

Myrtle Beach SC

Bermuda

Four websites I visit daily:

http://sapphoq.com

http://healingtbi.sapphoq.com

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friendsofsapphoq

http://www.medscape.com

Four of my favorite foods:

chocolate ice cream

pierogies with fried onions

knishes

pasta

Four places I would rather be right now:

tropical beach

mexico

bookstore

on a cruise ship

Four friends that I have tagged who I think will respond:

i don't tag anyone. anyone who will.

~spike q

"the kitty compels you" is from jenny breedly's comics site

ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS 3/27/06

~courtesy of night owl~

THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!

1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites .

2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile. Better be

a reward.

6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.

7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE...

11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45

volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,

got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Night Owl

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we will never forget our owlie! spike q