* blogging sapphoq: 3/10/06-3/24/06

59 QUESTIONS 3/24/06
time consuming questionnaire i lifted from zara's blog just because
1. What time did you get up this morning? way too early!

2. Diamonds or pearls? both

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? brokeback mountain

4. What is your favorite TV show? the sopranos

5. What did you have for breakfast? not yet, but im fixing to have ice cream

6. What is your middle name? spike

7. What is your favorite cuisine? italian, then polish

8. What foods do you dislike? lima beans

9. What is your favorite chip? tortillas w lime

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? techno

11. What kind of car do you drive? this thing i drive, is it a car???

12. What is your favorite sandwich? meatball parm, real veal cutlet parm-- apologies to the mistreated baby cows

13. What characteristic(s) do you despise? busybodies, loud, know-it-alls

14. Favorite clothing? jeans and tees

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? spain, italy, all of mexico cuz i'm gonna live in mexico when i retire

16. What color is your bathroom? weird pale green

17. Favorite brand of clothing? cotton

18. Where would you want to retire? cave in mexico on the beach with hot springs, cable tv, and a high speed internet connection. coconut trees and frogs. my own mexican island

19. Favorite time of day? the moment

20. Where were you born? hospital

21. Favorite sport to watch? strong man iron

22. Who do you least expect to add this to their blog? d.k.

23. Who do you most expect to add this to their blog? d.k.

24. What type of detergent do you use? "EX-tra"-- it is cheap and i'm not allergic to it!

25. Coke or Pepsi? diet Coke with lime or cherry

26. Morning person or night owl? sleepy person

27. What size shoe do you wear? 8 and a half

28. Do you have pets? yes, dog, 2 cats, upto 15 frogs at any one time, catfishes, and one snail

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? I think the tadpole is developing legs! My own domain is slowly becoming functional.

30. What did you want to be when you were little? to get out of childhood alive

31. Favorite candy bar? anything chocolate

32. What is one of your best childhood memories? the ocean and the woods

33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? tutoring, working in group homes, getting promoted beyond my ability just like my bosses, stained glass, part-time toll collector, nurses assistant

34. What color underwear are you wearing? still in pjs

35. Tattoos? no

36. Eye color? grayish blue

37. Ever been to Africa? not yet

38. Ever been toilet papered? No

39. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

40. Disney or Warner Brothers? d.k.

41. Croutons or bacon bits? Both, but they gotta be homemade

42. Favorite day of the week? today

43. Favorite restaurant? neighborhood diners

44. Favorite flower? forgetmenots, tulips, lilacs

45. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate Chip cookie dough

47. Favorite fast food restaurant? don't like em.

48. What color is your carpet? tan

49. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Once

50. Who sent you your last email? friendsofsapphoq yahoo egroup

51. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? been there done that aint doin it agin

52. What do you do most often when you are bored? puter

53. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? d.k.

54. Last person you went out to eat with? husband

55. Ford or Chevy? Dodge

56. What are you listening to right now? curtains in the dryer

57. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? dinosaurs laid eggs

58. How many people do you think will copy this into their blogs? d.k.
59. Why are you doing this? d.k.

Have a froggie day!

~spike q froggie gurl

DESERTED ISLANDS.....3/23/06

DESERTED ISLANDS.... where the men are men and the sheep are scared!!!

A Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

The domain is slowly getting organized. Anyone wanna have a gander, it's at http://sapphoq.com.

spike q

DEAR TIDE 3/23/06

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,

Hillary

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Have a lovely day all,

~spike q

THINGS GOIN' DOWN THE TOILET??? 3/20/06